The purpose of this post is two-fold.

The first fold is to tell you that if you try to fold this article, you’ll probably end up folding your computer, tablet, or phone instead, which will probably ruin it. If you want to fold this article, please print it out first. Once you do, you can fold it as many times as you like!

Here are a few examples of things you could make by folding this article:

The second fold has nothing to do with folding at all, but instead has to do with the fact that your generous proceeds toward this page can actually be proceeds indeed, proceeding from this day forth and into the foreseeable future.

For you see, I now have a Patreon account. You can view it here.

If you’d like to support The Astral Wanderer and help me create more awesome content, becoming a Patron is one way to do that.

If, of course, you don’t feel like shoveling your money into a burbling abyss of madness (which, by the way, is totally understandable), there are other ways you can support The Astral Wanderer. These include:

• Reading posts as they come out.
• Sharing posts on social media.
• Liking (or otherwise reacting to) Facebook posts.
• Liking The Astral Wanderer Facebook page.
• Following The Astral Wanderer on Twitter.
• Commenting (preferably without spammy-sounding usernames since those tend to get blocked by default).
• Telling me deranged ideas or stupid jokes. Seriously. That stuff is AMAZING content fodder.
• Printing out a copy of this article, folding it into a butterfly, and leaving it in a public place for people to find.

If you do that last one, please send me pictures.

Of course, if you’re just here for the lolz, that’s cool too.

So, any stupid jokes or deranged ideas you want to share? Just leave them in the comments! Also, if you didn’t already know, you can support The Astral Wanderer on Patreon. All proceeds go toward developing a tablet that you can fold into a butterfly without breaking it. Really.