I had just woken up from a nap (or maybe I had just fallen asleep?) when I checked my email. This is an announcement I found in my email inbox:

Your next appointment with Doctor Vile Hamsworth will be on the following Tuesday of the following month following the month that follows the month in which you received this message. We remind you that this appointment with Doctor Hamsworth is mandatory, and failure to arrive will result in immediate termination of any and all transtemporal powers you have obtained, along with a possible termination of your life-force. If you have questions, please reserve them for the visit.

We will see you Tuesday.

Thank you,

Scrivener Scrivensworth
Nether Hospital Arbiter
554-667-3667-2

I certainly hope I had fallen asleep…