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Category: Nonsense
The Place Where Horrid Creatures Dwell
There is a place in the universe where horrid creatures dwell, the twisted remnants of cosmic erasures rolled with the filthy remains of things forgotten.
30 Ways to Ruin a Conversation in Ten Words or Less
Here are thirty entirely subjective ways to ruin a conversation in only ten words or less (ten words or fewer if you feel like being that way).
The Place Where the Stones Sing (& Other Locales)
There is a place in the universe where the stones sing everlasting hymns to their creator. Also three other weird and wondrous locales.
The Place Where People Walk an Endless Road
There is a place in the universe where people walk an endless road, never seeming to get anywhere, but going all the while.
Impossible Is Not the Opposite of Possible
Impossibility is just the lack of possibility, not its opposite, but if “impossible” isn’t the opposite of “possible,” then what is?
Take Care When Stirring the Pot
Which came first, the stirring of the pot, or the thought of doing so? Take care when stirring the pot lest the pot stir you instead.
The Will of the Ink
When you draw with ink, you must commit to wherever the ink flows, for the will of the ink is supreme, and the only error is that which deviates from it.
Responding to Hilariously Out-of-Place Spam
Some off-the-cuff responses to spam comments in a blog post. None of the spammers will see it, but they probably wouldn’t have anyway.
The Brief Tale of the Mad Swordsman
What do you do when you accidentally steal every last one of someone else’s ideas? Straight out of his head? With a sword?