Which came first, the stirring of the pot, or the thought of doing so? Take care when stirring the pot lest the pot stir you instead.
Category: Nonsense
The Will of the Ink
When you draw with ink, you must commit to wherever the ink flows, for the will of the ink is supreme, and the only error is that which deviates from it.
Responding to Hilariously Out-of-Place Spam
Some off-the-cuff responses to spam comments in a blog post. None of the spammers will see it, but they probably wouldn’t have anyway.
The Brief Tale of the Mad Swordsman | Weird Flash Fiction
What do you do when you accidentally steal every last one of someone else’s ideas? Straight out of his head? With a sword?
A Hole in the Horizon | Weird Flash Fiction
Harold enjoys a normal morning walking through the city. From the memories in his pockets to the great hole on the horizon, it’s business as usual as far as he can tell.
What Do You Eat for Breakfast on Quiet Mornings?
What do you eat for breakfast on those quiet mornings? You know, the ones where everything is falling irrevocably, impossibly apart?
A Simple Cleansing of the Palate
How to get the taste of stale corporatism out of your mouth: write absolute, chaotic, unrestrained nonsense.
Flailing Around in the Dark
To the question of how do we know that we know what we know, the only reliable answer is, “Who knows?”
The Horror of a Shirt’s Existence
People are like shirts. But only sort of.
Burble Burble Burble
The title of this post is longer than the actual content. If you can believe that. We won’t even discuss the meta description…