How dare you. You weren’t meant to see this, because it wasn’t meant for mortal eyes. It wasn’t meant for immortal eyes either, but there’s little that can be done about that, frankly.

Anyway, now that you’re here, I guess I’ve gotta do something. How about a story? Would you like a story? Yeah, I bet you would.

Here’s a story for you:

Once upon a time there was a wonderful individual who was scrolling on the internet. This individual found a link to a blog post. Curious, they considered for a moment whether they would click on the link and read tbe post, but then wisely decided against it and lived happily ever after. The end.

That individual is wiser than you ever will be. And they don’t even have a name! Do you know why? Why they are wiser than you, I mean, not why they don’t have a name.

It’s because they did not click on the blog post link.

Ah well. You’re here now. No helping it, I guess. Time to give you what you asked for by clicking on a link that said “Do not read this post.”

Before I proceed, remember that I warned you, but you wouldn’t listen. You asked for this.

HROAAAREDSKlfdagkadugaruldargafatsdaaaahjadjASDUKAALFAJAAKODufahdskfaDIJIKILlLISIKIDIJIKAldagguGURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Hic! Hic?

Now read that out loud. It shouldn’t be hard. It’s pronounced exactly as it’s spelled.

Remember, you did this.

The Astral Wanderer is brought to you by misguided souls who click on links that they really shouldn’t. Shame on you. If you want to support this content, don’t. Under no circumstances should you click on this link to Patreon. Don’t do it. You’ll regret it. Really.