The Quote Wall

Here, timeless quotes are etched for all eternity into cyberspace. Some are profound, others amusing, and still others completely nonsensical.

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“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you ca’n’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.
“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
~ Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“Sólo el que ensaya lo absurdo es capaz de conquistar lo imposible.”
(“Only one who attempts the absurd is able to conquer the impossible.”)
~Miguel de Unamuno

“Si yo no hiciera al menos una locura por año, me volvería loco.”
(If I didn’t do at least one act of insanity per year, I’d go insane.”)
~Vicente Huidobro, Altazor

“Do or do not. There is no try.”
~Yoda

“Anything easy is more trouble than it’s worth.”
~Kender saying, Dragons of Winter Night

“When the world crumbles around you, don’t crumble with it.”
~B.J. Turney

“Lame excuses compose the sludge that spawns pushy salesmen.”
~Anonymous

“If you must err, err on the side of being right.”
~Anonymous, Moronic Spoutings from the Middle of the Night

“Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHGHH!”
~Minsc

“Never mess with someone who chews their ibuprofen before swallowing it.”
~Caity Ashcraft

“He who fights and runs away…
“…tastes like chicken.”
~Ogre proverb

“If your magic is systematized, you don’t have magic. You have fantasy science.”
~Anonymous, really