Here are a few (entirely subjective) ideas on how to ruin a conversation in ten words or less. Have fun!
- “Ten words or fewer.”
- “False.” Drive the point home with a haughty smile. Do not elaborate.
- “That reminds me of this one time on Friends…”
- *Piercing pterodactyl noises*
- “Trump…” Doesn’t matter what you say next. It’s likely to spoil the conversation somehow.
- “I like your ear hairs.”
- “So I have this business opportunity…”
- “Have you seen The Big Bang Theory?”
- “Your hair smells nice.”
- Just sigh.
- “Oh. It’s you.” Scowl.
- “You’re smarter than you look.”
- “Stupid trees. Always in the way.”
- “Actually…”
- “Have you ever tried monkey brains?”
- “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name. What was it again?”
- “Sweet, squishy spaghetti.”
- “May I check your pulse? Please? PLEASE?”
- “Liberals”
- “Conservatives”
- “That’s right! Yeah! Good job!”
- Just roll your eyes.
- “Why did you roll your eyes at me?”
- “Hey, nice nostrils you got there.”
- “I have a knife.”
- “You should probably eat more salad.”
- “Yeah, but you only believe that because…”
- “Mmm, moist.”
- “Not funny. How dare you.”
- “Ever wonder why people look better without their skin on?”
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