I have no idea what pancake water is, but it sounds gross. If you think of something, let me know, because I want to know all about it so I can avoid it. It’s hard to avoid things that you don’t know what they are because you don’t know what they are enough to recognize them enough to avoid them enough to not die to their horrid wiles.

But enough of that.

And then no one barricaded themselves inside the door handles. What a shame. Guess I’ll have to open them the old fashioned way rather than breaking them open with an axe or a crowbar or an automatic gusset installation machine. How an automatic gusset installation machine is supposed to crack a door handle open, I have no idea.

Any ideas on pancake water yet? No? Oh well. Let me know when you think of something.

We avoid the horrible things in our lives because our insides pretend to get turned inside out at the sight or sound or smell of them. And maybe also the taste. Can’t say pancake water sounds like it tastes that good. But does it taste like it sounds good? If it sounds like normal water, then I’m sure it would sound great. Unfortunately, there’s no way of knowing what it sounds like because we don’t know what it tastes like, let alone what it actually is. However, I imagine it would sound something like this:

GLORPAGLORPAGLUPAGLOPPAGLOPPAAAAA!

And that is the way the cookie turns to soup.

So, any ideas on what pancake water is yet? Let me know in the comments! Also, please share this spurt of madness with all your friends. All proceeds go toward scientific research on the correlation between sound and taste. Really.