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Writings

A Friendly Reminder on the Importance of Thankfulness
A reminder about gratitude the week after we had a major reminder about gratitude.

Speculation on How to Fit a Lizard in Your Nose
Exactly what the title says it is. It’s speculation on how to fit a lizard in your nose.

A Caution and Announcement
A word of caution. Well, a few words, anyway. And also an awesome announcement.

Echoes of the End
Doom. Destruction. Songs. Big ones. It all echoes back from the end to the present day.

Politics, Humanity, and Movies about Fuzzy Animals
Lessons learned from that one movie with that one plot that threw us all for a loop. Also, how to treat people.

Standing Out in a Sea of “Meh”
Standing out from everyone else means doing what everyone else is not.

When You Turn Your Brain Upside Down
The contents of your brain become clear when you dump them out on the floor. It may depend on whether your floor is carpet or hardwood, though.

I Have Seen Worlds Wash Away | Cosmic Flash Fiction
Worlds wash away, the depths howl with delight, stars are born and die, and whole galaxies topple like children’s toys. Also, an obscure Chilean literature reference.

17 Ways to Mess with Someone’s Head
A list of seventeen ways to completely mess with people’s heads.

The Flow of Combat | Flash Fiction
An example of what fight scenes should be.

Going Stir Crazy
When you go stir crazy, how do you stir crazy? With a spoon? Or a spork? Or maybe a goat leg?

How to Be a Smart Person – Part 2: Developing Intelligence
Our discourse on intelligence continues with some ideas on how to develop it.

How to Be a Smart Person – Part 1: The Meaning of Intelligence
Intelligence isn’t necessarily what we think it is. As we understand the true nature of intelligence, we begin to understand how to cultivate it.

More Reflections on Candor
The musings on candor continue, this time with respect to one’s interactions with others.

Reflections on Candor
What happens when you stare into the void? How about a mirror? What happens if you don’t like what you see?

The Universe, German Swordsmen, and Personal Power
Since you don’t matter, your problems don’t either. As such, you are more than capable of conquering obstacles – you just need to get moving.

How to Cope with Being a Monster
How to stop being a monster (on the inside) in four not-so-easy steps!

You Don’t Matter – And That’s a Good Thing
Human life is so puny that it’s pretty much inconsequential as far as this universe is concerned. The good news is, so too are your problems.

How to Tell if You’re a Monster
A list of what makes monsters so… well, monstrous. And it’s not really about having tentacles. Or fangs. Or eating brains.