Exactly what the title says it is. It’s speculation on how to fit a lizard in your nose.
Category: Nonsense
When You Turn Your Brain Upside Down
The contents of your brain become clear when you dump them out on the floor. It may depend on whether your floor is carpet or hardwood, though.
I Have Seen Worlds Wash Away | Cosmic Flash Fiction
Worlds wash away, the depths howl with delight, stars are born and die, and whole galaxies topple like children’s toys. Also, an obscure Chilean literature reference.
Going Stir Crazy
When you go stir crazy, how do you stir crazy? With a spoon? Or a spork? Or maybe a goat leg?
Recipe for Disaster
A literal recipe for disaster. Please don’t try this at home.
Pancake Water
Random post is random. Some musings on pancake water and cracking open door handles.
The Sound of Rain
Thoughts on misery, fear, and rain.
Random Musings on Writing, Humor, and Politics (and also Wedgies)
About how we all take ourselves far too seriously. And yes, also a few words about wedgies.
An Email from My Support Group
When reality and dreams blend in indiscernible ways, you sometimes get bizarre emails.
The light through barréd windows streams
The dual nature of a writer’s mind.