Writings

Lay aside your fear, and trust it not. It does not serve you, for it tells you that you have no power. Instead, trust hope.

When you get stuck in an elevator with your arch-nemesis, what’s the worst that can happen? Especially when your nemesis is named Clarence.

I got something wrong about a Jurassic Park movie, so I’m likely wrong about many other things too. You’re probably wrong too. So chill.

I’ve been writing pretty much every weekday this year, and I’ve managed to learn a thing or two in the process. Also, I have a book coming!

A nice, perfectly innocent story about a girl and her favorite hobby – popping newt eyes between her fingers.

One of the keys to writing every day is to set out to create useless garbage. Takes the pressure off. Other things help too, of course.

There is no “Chosen One” in tabletop RPGs. Right? Right?! Okay, but what if there were? How would that work?

How many uses are there for a crowbar? The only real limit is your imagination.

More freewritten nonsense! And this time with a dash of horror thrown in! What fun! Proceed with caution.

After all, they really don’t have the strength to be chewing through nonsense like that.